Author Archives: tFg

Quality Control

I lift the spoon to my lips again and force myself to chew the briny yellow paste, swallowing a scream that no one in the factory would even hear.

I once squished the brightly colored blobs into shapes, mixing bits from each plastic tub in the hopes that my eyes would trick my tastebuds. It didn’t matter if molded into a hotdog or tugboat, the Doh would always taste the same.

I think of yogurt, pudding, oatmeal, anything to choke down another bite without puking a rainbow; I was mere ounces away from my quota.

Quality Control: it’s a living.

Some recording shots

Some recording projects I’ve been messing with for PVK II and other projects.

icerecording1
To get some ice cracking and crunching sounds, I froze a bag of water to make a larger, pillow-shaped ice brick. It turned out to be less impressive of a crack than I was imagining but I was able to break it by hand and get some nice ice friction stuff out of it, at least.

oatmeal-recording

For PVK II, I needed to create some desert winds for the map Sandstorm. I already had some library recordings of wind that I liked but I needed some “sand” to add in, so I experimented with recording grainy items around the house including rice and oatmeal to try and get the right feel.

veggies-pre

Some veggies awaiting destruction in the name of flesh rips, stabs, and other gooshy gore noises.

bryn-fieldrecording2-crop

Here I am capturing some field recordings of the Key Largo shore. I usually record ambiences with the stereo mics from my Zoom H4 or H2. They also pick up a lot of background car traffic and distant boats and such so I thought I’d try track some wave crashes with a shotgun mic.

Further Complications update

I’m happy to announce that I’ve just finished revising the second draft of my novel Further Complications. Once I hear back from my trusted readers, it will be time to make it avalable to the public. I was leaning towards self-publishing through the Kindle store, but I’m wondering if there is a publishing house or two out there that would be interested in my story.

Radio silence

As of Friday night, I’m no longer employed by Clear Channel Media & Entertainment or Sun-FM’s new owners. It’s been a fun eight years while it lasted and I hope I’ve been able to turn people onto some great music that they wouldn’t ordinarily have heard.

Unfortunately, the Eleventh Hour Radio Show’s past shows appear to be offline this morning. I can’t say if they’ll be available from Sun-FM again, but I’ll make an announcement when I know more about the future of the show.